Daily Turismo Is Taken Over By The Joker

"DailyTurismo" (thedailyturismo) 10/31/2013 at 12:45 • Filed to: Daily Turismo

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Joker here...listen up internet world, I've hacked DT...but not in the traditional computer programming sense of the word, no I hacked them up with a rusty hatchet and used the computers they leave unlocked and logged in and to take over these pages.

I'm kicking off this little party with a feature of my T2 "Bay Window" Westy. Honestly I'd love to keep it, but I need the cash to buy some nitroglycerin to pack into a school bus filled with nuns as a trap for the Batman. Actually, they aren't nuns, they are my loyal-to-death henchmen dressed as nuns and they will jump out of the bus with tommy guns to fill that black masked bandit full of lead, but I may just blow them up for fun if the Batman is within blast range. Find my !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for sale in La Mesa, CA for $6,200 via craigslist.

Do not attempt to adjust your monitor - the LSD looking scene on your screen is indeed induced by a potent compound of chemicals recently added to your local water supply and triggered by this website. You'd be dead right now if that tricky SOB dressed like freak hadn't removed one of the key ingredients from my water de-purification bomb. Seriously, what kind of a man puts fake muscles and nipples on the outside of his body armor and prances around at night in tights?

But that is enough of the bat for now, lets get back to the subject of my sweet camper. It's got a pop-up top that is great for sleeping out in the woods, but I can tell you for certain that it is no good trying to use it to stake out houses in the nicer areas of Gotham, as the local police will bother law abiding citizens like myself. It does have lots of storage space for loot, bombs, hostages (whatever!) in the back.

Got something prepainted with Joker colors that might make a good replacement for the Joker bus? email me here: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Photo credits: craigslist